I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
