Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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