508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize