Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Randomize
