Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first