accomplished twins. life is a go
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself