I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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