OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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