I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Can I color on your dick again?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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