I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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