her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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