Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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