I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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