I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
