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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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