you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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