nut hugger
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Two words: blizzard sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
send nudes
from the living room?
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