Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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