i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
