I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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