"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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