The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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