is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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