He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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