If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.