walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.