OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.