my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I don't think brook has ever known best
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
you never un-have a 4some