My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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