You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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