Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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