You're my little dorito
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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