Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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