yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You coming home soon, man?
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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