We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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