I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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