dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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