I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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