...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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