i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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