weddingsv make me drug and hornr
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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