I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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