glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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