i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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