I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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