Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
