I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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