He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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