i already hear my dad disowning me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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