you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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