There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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