I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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