I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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