So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
