Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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