Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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