you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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